What Were They Thinking? Self-Inflicted Fails

What Were They Thinking? Self-Inflicted Fails | FailArmy

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2020 is finally over! But the question remains: do we actually deserve 2021? These clips will answer that question with an emphatic "No!
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Noah Wiebe 2 жыл бұрын

the world would be a much more clean place if everybody recycled as much as fail army

Y H Leray 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

raw egg 2 жыл бұрын

Dead body reported nice rost lmao

ElectroSpear 2 жыл бұрын

Make your own fails instead of bashing another innocent person for no reason except their shortage of fails that they can’t control!

poetrymafia 2 жыл бұрын

Or washed everything like that guy with the meat

Emilis101 2 жыл бұрын

@ElectroSpear It's a thing called "criticism"

Jordan Marsh 2 жыл бұрын

That delivery guy clip was a perfect example of instant karma

Rigo Batiancila 2 жыл бұрын

the person that slapped the phone out of their friends hand needs to pay

Shagir Saheb 7 ай бұрын

I agree, don’t know how people find that kinda stuff funny

Amanda Peterson Жыл бұрын

That poor girl in the swing.🤭 Initially she was so embarrassed that she ended up calling the fire department instead of a family member or friend(except for the one person filming). I love it. 🤣

NeilPower 2 жыл бұрын

3:33 So... I'm assuming the driver is fleeing a scene of an accident with a rather large piece of evidence embedded in the front grill of their vehicle. I hope the owner of that bike is okay.

X.A. Smith 2 жыл бұрын

In about four years, FailArmy will have narrowed it down to just playing the video of the woman in the bus station freaking out, every week.

SevenTailedWolf72 ft. BLACK*ROCK Studios 2 жыл бұрын

Hey FailArmy. I love your channel...would be awesome to see some new fails. 😁

S L 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for bringing back all these classic fail videos we have seen so many times in the last years. But is there a chance to get videos which we did not see a dozen of times?

Todd 2 жыл бұрын

Me: "Oh yay, FailArmy posted a new video" Also me: "Oh, half of it is clips I've already seen"

karmakazi219 2 жыл бұрын

I only watched the 1st half and I've literally seen all of them several times.

IThrowRanked 709 2 жыл бұрын

True

Hooptyroo 2 жыл бұрын

Half? Like all

tyler kennedy 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not defending their recycling but this channel is 100x better if you don't watch every video.

S L 2 жыл бұрын

Half? 😂

Zippo Click 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this channel and expecting new videos is a self-inflicted fail

Linda Brooks Жыл бұрын

The girl that knocked the guy's phone out of his hand, do the same to her phone, and the guy "washing" the meat hilarious.

Julie Brammer 2 жыл бұрын

Man, watching this makes me feel me so much better about my life. 🙏

Thomas Mobley 2 жыл бұрын

That guy never washed anything in his life. You don't even wash dishes like that.

Ray Chang 2 жыл бұрын

The wash-the-meat guy probably has grey hair by now.

Aquina Media 2 жыл бұрын

Looks like he might an BMW owner or aspiring to get one, they don't even know how to use indicators/turn signals in a car...

LoveIsAll 2 жыл бұрын

@Aquina Media Not true man, i'm a BMW owner and I know how to use my indicators. I just never use them...

joelebatteurist 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was "watch the meat" 😅

Zero Hour Жыл бұрын

The police on horse pulling someone over is just boss lmao

Jasa Glass 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes our greatest hurdle is ourselves.

Maaimachine DeFrance 2 жыл бұрын

Amen

Zack Parsons 2 жыл бұрын

Well said.

Cruella Close 2 жыл бұрын

We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and werewolves

Forrest Austin 2 жыл бұрын

All the time.

Lion’s Den Жыл бұрын

Most fails are, by nature, self-inflicted.

F U tility Жыл бұрын

Almost by definition

T.j. Finley 2 жыл бұрын

Bro was so hyped at 4:05 he could hardly contain himself🤣🤣🤣

Southern Gentleman 2 жыл бұрын

Now the police officer was awesome

TonyElRomo 2 жыл бұрын

No puedo creer que la mayoría de los comentarios sean criticando el canal soble que "recicla" videos. En lo personal les mando un agradecimiento enorme y fuerte abrazo al equipo de FailArmy por su lavor, especialmente en estos tiempos tan difíciles en donde las risas son más escasas! Muchas gracias equipo FailArmy por tantos años de dedicación! Un abrazo desde México.

3Clod 2 жыл бұрын

6:12 proceeds to throw a package to the ground 6:17 proceeds to throw again the package to the ground 6:22 proceeds to throw a second package to the ground 6:23 proceeds to throw himself to the ground ... procedures...

Carlos Castillo Жыл бұрын

Each time I watch these videos I want to become a firefighter more and more.

HelenaVanCity Жыл бұрын

The guy who washed chicken parts with soap immediately reminded me of Chandler from Friends: 'You obviously haven't tastes my Palmolive potatoes!"

Wallowed Peanut Жыл бұрын

People like 6:34 indirectly deserve any punishment coming their way.

Akirex5000 2 жыл бұрын

FailArmy really does know how to practice recycling

karmakazi219 2 жыл бұрын

Fail Army is a self-inflicted fail lately.

stubones 2 жыл бұрын

So is the USA as a whole lol

InfinitePower 2 жыл бұрын

@stubones Not true

Jan Pavel 2 жыл бұрын

it's been a few years actually

peanut cruncher 2 жыл бұрын

@stubones Ah shit, here we go with this "USA bad" stuff again

BrownBomber92181 2 жыл бұрын

When that guy yelled you're messing with the wrong guy, I kept remembering that scene with Steve Martin in planes, trains and automobiles

Kaiyotee Жыл бұрын

What was even happening there? I feel like I need context.

Merv Dubya 2 жыл бұрын

3:42 Honestly, I would've done the same because I hate when people don't attempt to merge and just wait there like morons. Lol.

Spencer PhilippineDream 2 жыл бұрын

and that is why people laugh at you.

John Beckwith Жыл бұрын

What that cop did was entrapment. That dash cam showed the cop could have went several times but didnt, also he put the truck in reverse...indicating that is wasn't trying to move and officially blocking traffic. What a bullshit thing for a cop to do, didn't teach anyone a lesson.....

Yeahyeah Жыл бұрын

@John Beckwith There's clearly a yield sign which means you must wait for traffic. Perhaps you need to retake your driving lessons.

martin i 10 ай бұрын

@John Beckwith I agree. There's a lane he could merge into so it seems (at least from the video) he had plenty of opportunity to merge. Also as you stated it seems he even put it into reverse. In EU you can bypass obstacle/vehicle that is blocking traffic like this. And actually, legit, you can honk your horn to inform others about possible danger situation while doing so. So maybe the cop was just chasing him to apologize? :)

Jack-EXZoltジャック・エグゾルト Жыл бұрын

The cop just pulled a car while mounted on a steed. That's so alpha.

PHILIP FRASER 2 жыл бұрын

His indifference is what did him in - was obvious from the beginning - the sheer callousness.

Brok Koli 2 жыл бұрын

getting your phone smacked out of your hand into a river isnt something id call "self inflicted".

Ellis Galveston 2 жыл бұрын

I lost it, who the hell washes raw chicken with dishwasher soap?!! Lmfao 🤣

George Forman 2 жыл бұрын

80% of these aren't fails, and another 90% of those aren't self inflicted

Phil 2 жыл бұрын

100% of your comment is MIMIMI😂😂

George Forman 2 жыл бұрын

@Phil MIMIMI?

T Vecchiarino 2 жыл бұрын

100% of these are clips we have all seen before many reused to the point of boredom 😑

No Vanity 2 жыл бұрын

7:46 the one kid in class who never knows when the joke is over

elizabeth may 2 жыл бұрын

All I can say is just brilliant 😂

Lichen 2 жыл бұрын

1:44 i feel really bad for this woman, i bet shes had a rough day since it looks like an airport or something

Darren Avila 2 жыл бұрын

The horse cop needed Danny Glover with him for the siren sounds!

JJ Hoolio 2 жыл бұрын

In the first clip: if you react like that when playing a game, you need to take some time to reflect on how theyre influencing you, and honestly, whether you should continue playing them or not. Whenever I find myself getting upset while playing a game (usually among us, lol), I stop playing and do something else for a while. Nothing should make you violent or aggressive.

localtortoise 2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't the game that made him angry

Andrey DKS Жыл бұрын

ENSERIO??

Keith Merrick Жыл бұрын

Here in the UK we give way to pedestrians on a zebra!! 🤣😂

spafro101 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I haven't watched a failarmy video in years. All of a sudden this pops up and I've been subscribed all along.

Levi wonder 2 жыл бұрын

Wow good content how rare is this for fail army nowadays

skd3v 2 жыл бұрын

7:21 - this guy can't be for real, he must just be a really really good actor.

Frankie B Жыл бұрын

If you look up the definition of ignet you will find a picture of that guy.

American Citizen Жыл бұрын

Holding the phone sideways to record videos should be a mandatory class in all schools K-12th grade and an elective in college.

Peyton mac Жыл бұрын

I think it's mostly tiktok idiots, since I believe that's the way the video gets played on that site.

AeroGarage Жыл бұрын

I can imagine the responders coming to extract that girl "what seems to be the problem here ? Oh thank god !"

Aaron Goodchild 2 жыл бұрын

6:44 that level of positivity has no place in these videos

CATMAN Jess Жыл бұрын

They set that up and did it purposely for views

J R 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen that PSG fan’s friend smashes that tv for one gazillon times.

vansh raj Singh 2 жыл бұрын

LOL I don't even how much is that

Paulo Fernando Oliveira 2 жыл бұрын

Im sick of it already

CYBER DEMON 2 жыл бұрын

Why would they open with that one

localtortoise 2 жыл бұрын

I can't remember the last video it wasn't in

Jezryll Evan Iringan 2 жыл бұрын

Girls doesn't know how to play a joke

whoopdeedoo 2 жыл бұрын

*Guy does burnout* Crowd: Cheers *Guy gets pulled over* Crowd: Cheers

Sonos45 Жыл бұрын

I think about politics when I see that clip.

Guitarnivore 2 жыл бұрын

7:18 He's using entirely way too much Dawn on that chicken.

lovre brajkovic 2 жыл бұрын

that cop in the big white suv waited on purpose I know it he knew someone is gonna do that if he waited long enough

AaronShenghao 2 жыл бұрын

FYI since the man was caught on camera, he now probably have to pay few thousand to fix a door on a Mercedes.

Velius 2 жыл бұрын

"Why'd you run that stop sign?" "I just wanted to get pulled over by a horse, officer."

Del Cox Жыл бұрын

Honestly, yes.

Sethra Lavode Жыл бұрын

It was a beautiful horse

Bruceylancer 2 жыл бұрын

Failarmy must be really eco-friendly. Because of all that recycling they're doing.

Matthew Gelsleichter 2 жыл бұрын

How is that cop going to pull that person over when they were stopped in a merge lane? The lane is there to keep traffic moving and not stop. The cop was in the wrong

HelloCripplingAnxiety 2 жыл бұрын

That really depends on where you live the lanes are not the same in every state. Or country for that matter

Memento Mori 2 жыл бұрын

The merge lane with the yield sign?

SonicGlitchmaster1 Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? You’re not supposed to just go through a yield sign when traffic is that heavy. You’re gonna cause an accident. Cop was doing what you’re supposed to be doing and that guy he pulled over is an idiot that deserves every cent of that ticket

ChrisAndCats Жыл бұрын

@SonicGlitchmaster1 merge is exactly that - you're all supposed to act like a zipper - one on main carriageway, one merges in. One main carriageway, one in. Stopping dead rather than merging is daft.

Billy Жыл бұрын

Cop was absolutely intentionally waiting because he was agro about the honking.

Deba Prabhanjan Mallick 2 жыл бұрын

You should change your channel name from 'FailArmy' to 'RecycleArmy'

Julian Jäger 2 жыл бұрын

True bro

Ben Ivens 2 жыл бұрын

True ; its always a compilation of their fails "NEVER MISS ANOTHER FAIL AGAIN"

LEE DUB 2 жыл бұрын

I left a comment and read the rest and it's literally everyone saying what I said lmao

Deba Prabhanjan Mallick 2 жыл бұрын

@Mr.Critic Exactly. Seems like the beginning is the end and the end is the beginning. A glitch in the matrix 😂

Wyatt Olsen 2 жыл бұрын

First rule of cooking chicken, always remember dish soap is for cleaning, not for seasoning

Akicita A. 2 жыл бұрын

Filming vertical video is the online equivalent to wearing your mask under your nose

anishdynamo 2 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy 02:10 that clip is a win.. can't you see all the people are alive?

StuG III Tank Destroyer🇺🇦 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the Mustang driver was clearly swerving into the opposing lanes

Si_Vis_Pacem Para_Bellum 2 жыл бұрын

The last time I saw that smash the phone clip you guys only just broke 1 million subs, and I came back years later, ya'll are still using that clip 😂

Dane Orschlovsky Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure 99% of @failarmy fails are self inflicted 🤷‍♂️

Trevor Bruce 8 ай бұрын

Screw Heinz 57 sauce, I'm going to start putting Dawn on my chicken. Dude's a genius!

Matthew Holzinger 9 ай бұрын

The motorcycle in front of the car makes me wonder what happened to the bike driver.

Mako TRG 2 жыл бұрын

Love the recycled videos you guys are always using.

Tristyn Pease 2 ай бұрын

Yo i'm at least as mad as 1:50 on a daily basis. You just keep it inside.

Kelly Mc 2 жыл бұрын

1:53 she actually stomps like a child! 🤣 I can’t even understand her lol

Kaiyotee Жыл бұрын

What was the lead up? I can't understand her tbh

Виталий Дорошенко 2 жыл бұрын

Классный видос)))

StuG III Tank Destroyer🇺🇦 Жыл бұрын

@Comedy Herd No

blizzard fog 2 жыл бұрын

The horse went on a god damn adventure he must be proud to live a dream like his ancestors did

Kelsea Nova 2 жыл бұрын

Even if some are recycled, they are still funny

Vasya Vasichkin 2 жыл бұрын

1:00 Люба - звезда ютьюба =) правда в песне Убори хрен застрял в заборе, а тут 2в1 =)

Brayan Collazo ツ㋛ Жыл бұрын

Jajaja un saludo desde México 🇲🇽😂

bacteriaqoit 2 жыл бұрын

I love a good Karen meltdown

Christian Stachl 2 жыл бұрын

6:45 First thought: What a waste of food for a stupid prank... Second thought: ...wait, he was being serious? 🙄

DionysusAlS 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I assumed it was staged because he was videoing himself and apparently streaming it on Facebook, but the truth is, there really are people that brain dead out there. It was probably real. But I'm not sure the food is completely wasted. If the chicken is soaked in an acidic solution overnight, that should be enough to counteract the soap. And then it can be cooked and used as pet food since it probably wouldn't be fit for human consumption at that point.

Smarf 2 жыл бұрын

He has a prison tear drop tattoo. I always assumed he was having trouble getting used to life on the outside.

Kristian Vandehei 2 жыл бұрын

Dawn dish soap flavored chicken, my favorite!

Zorikos 2 жыл бұрын

I still can't understand why people laugh when someone crash a tv screen.What is funny about it?the money you waste or the garbage you create?Rest are awesome!😂

Marcus Larsen Жыл бұрын

The guy washing the meat can't be for real. As a meat lover it hurts my soul.

F U tility Жыл бұрын

I think he fancies himself a comedian

Roger Morrison Жыл бұрын

What do you have to lose with Gain?

Wizard Terence Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that was a real snow flake with the roller bag !

ElectroSpear 2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for FailArmy, They get bashed on too much for recycling fails. Like. If you want them to stop recycling, make your own fails and submit them!

shadowAngel Жыл бұрын

gets mad over game getting turned off *destroys hundreds of dollars worth of tech*. you're to into gaming if simple things like that triggers you that much. odds are you probably go through a controller monthly lol

StuG III Tank Destroyer🇺🇦 Жыл бұрын

It depends on what he was doing though. If he was about to beat a tough boss he kept losing to, his reaction was kind of justified. I agree though, it was an overreaction

mr. wonderful 2 жыл бұрын

I will never understand the logic why people break their own shit because they get upset lol smh 💀

Caleb Rule Жыл бұрын

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squak 2 жыл бұрын

The girl at the airport is more immature than me lol

ray Nic 2 жыл бұрын

3:32, I seen a similar scenario 40+ yrs. ago, crazy!

Outdoor Chronicles Жыл бұрын

That meat washing has to be a joke. Has to be. Lol 😂

Wayne Silva 2 жыл бұрын

the guy "washing" the meat my face was😐 the whole clip.

Tom Delay Beats 2 жыл бұрын

3:50 that was a yield sign not a stop sign, he most certainly could have pulled out.

F U tility Жыл бұрын

He also had the lane all to himself ahead, not even sure why there was a yield sign

Tom Delay Beats Жыл бұрын

@F U tility right

js92 Жыл бұрын

1:50 I have a feeling she was dealing with a lot of other sh*t right then that we weren't seeing

LFC YNWA 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe I used to find this channel entertaining

Sethra Lavode Жыл бұрын

And yet here you are

gitz-zum fishing 2 жыл бұрын

The dude who catches cop pull dude over on dash cam been waiting for that moment ever since he bought that shit lol

iWork 2 жыл бұрын

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure spreads like one

Just Doing It Jim Жыл бұрын

"Screamer girl" always got her way with her parents by stomping her feet and screaming, but it doesn't seem to work in the real world for her!

MrY3ll0w 2 жыл бұрын

How many freakin times do I have to see the guy throwing a controller at the tv!!! How many fail army!!! Stacking guys slacking

Sarah Green 2 жыл бұрын

If my boyfriend smacked my phone out of my hand and off a bridge, we ain’t dating anymore.

Sarah Green 2 жыл бұрын

@CatLover662 Was it?

Sarah Green 2 жыл бұрын

@CatLover662 oh it was. Then why the f*** is he holding it like that?

Zach Crawford 2 жыл бұрын

@CatLover662 Thanks, now I little less mad for that guy. Only a little though, ice cream sandwiches are awesome.

VINNY C 2 жыл бұрын

@Zach Crawford its not, its a phone with white on the back

Mike The Historian 2 жыл бұрын

@CatLover662 that was definitely not an ice crwan sandwich

Ke Wu Жыл бұрын

0:34 is exactly the reason why you would have a gun in your car. I’ll as least ask the guy very gently and give him a chance to knee down and leak my feet before I shoot him in the feet( the one he used to kick my car)

DRIFTRAGE Жыл бұрын

I agree

Stephen P Жыл бұрын

I hope you have a good attorney.